Carry the Bags

Dear Chris,

This place is great. There are lots of geckos and bugs to chace and even when they get me inside i can still climb the inside of the windows and give them a fright from the other side of the glass.

The girl is here less than the woman and even though she is ok i like to sleep on the womans bed because it is twice the size.

The woman sometimes buys something she calls ‘fish’ and i find i like it alot. In fact i like most things she has on her plate and would steal it off her plate if she let me.

My breakdance leg slides are coming along nicely , both the girl and the woman enjoy indulging me in this. When the woman wears her satin pj trousers it is an especially fast trip down her leg! As always i finish the move with a roll-over/ have a go at a bite or scratch …….its a classic.

The girl bought a new bike. Its a avanti hybrid, no more suicide gears. She seems to be enjoying it quite a bit.

Still got that ringing in my ears every time i move and even more so when i scratch my neck… hope its not a tumour!

Anyhow, Rock on.
Cricket Bovinkin

Translated and transcribed by the luscious Meredith